Lick her in the front, poke her in the rear

I'm playing poker tonight. Probably losing my shirt. Texas hold'em. I'll do fine until I get a few drinks in me, so I may be back early. Not sure if I have any plans this weekend or if I will be splitting time between loving my couch and work. Here's hoping for good plans, but I still have work to catchup, so either way I get something accomplished.