But I never get sick...

What the fuck is going on. I am truly ill once again. I have been averaging 1-2 sick days a month for the last few. Seriously, what the fuck. This is the guy that didn't have a sick day from school between 6th grade and college graduation. 11 years. Now thats not to say that I didn't take a few days off here and there for vacations, hangovers, or sneaking off with the girlfriend, but I was never ill. Through my whole life, I never got the bugs and flus. If I ever got sick, I was in the hospital. I had the immunities from everything. Now I feel like I'm going to die every few weeks, and nothing out of the ordinary is wrong with me (I've been to the doctor).

With that being said, I am more than willing to attribute it to my lack of sleep, high level of stress, long hours, and lack of a woman. Lets add taking care of me to the job requirements. So ladies, I'm still waiting on a few more resumes...